T-Shirt — "Life Plan: 1. open chat 2. tell chat to make 1M 3. retire" Humorous Tech Tee
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This soft, classic-fit tee carries a dry, clever sense of humor that lands every time. The front reads “LIFE PLAN” with a minimalist three-step list—open chat, tell chat to make $1B, retire—delivered in clean, typewriter-style text that feels like a private joke between coders, founders, and side-hustlers. Light and breathable, the shirt hangs relaxed at the shoulders and keeps its shape thanks to a ribbed collar and shoulder tape. Wear it to hackathons, casual meetups, or low-key brainstorming sessions to signal ambition with a wink. It’s understated, earnest, and quietly confident—like someone who’s building something while smiling.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — "Life Plan: 1. open chat 2. tell chat to make 1M 3. retire" Humorous Tech Tee
$24.99
Sale price
$24.99
Regular price
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable, durable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for cleaner drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: crisp DTF on sleeves/inner neck and DTG for main design
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified, made in Nicaragua
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean